Saturday, March 8, 2014

Be a Disney Princess in 8 Easy Steps

1. Be born royal

Feel free to skip this one.

2. Lose at least one parent

But really, two is better.

What's that, you say? You'd rather keep your parents? Alrighty then. But they can't raise you.

3. Be raised in isolation

No friends or siblings allowed.

But pets are okay.


4. Be curious about the outside world


5. Refuse suitors

Violently if necessary


6. Despair


6. Get a supernatural helper

Or at least anthropomorphic animal friends


7. Boldly take control of your destiny


8. Find Your True Love


9. Consider coming back for a sequel

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